SORRY TO BUG YOU WITH A RANDOM EDIT. But I found a song for Aiden and also decided to add moar people hurr.


Okay so this is making the rounds among my friends, most notably ~fancylances and *DeadGP. Thought I'd give it a go.

Here's how it goes: Your character is now the final boss!
A) What would their pre-battle speech be?
B) Describe the location of the final battle.
C) What music would be playing in the background?


Aiden vonBeliar

A) "....."
B) The fight probably takes place in the tower that was his former self's base of operations. Naturally, since this is a steampunk world, it is a clocktower. Run by steam. (lol cliche ahoy) Standing around the place is dangerous by itself, let alone if the clock is actually working. Watch out for getting crushed between gears.
C) GOT IT. FINALLY. Annie Gosfield - Combustion Chamber [link]

(I didn't do Vivian because she would make for a very anti-climactic final boss. xD)


Raridan Tucker

A) "Bring it, bitchtit."
B) A forest clearing, perfectly circular, in winter (because spilled blood on show looks awesome). If this were a video game, it would be one of those dealios where you can't enter the trees around the circle, but the boss can. Protip: Watch your back.
C) Gulty Gear OST - Existence [link] (turn it up, but not too loud!)


Vlad

A) "It's regrettable to have to dispose of you, but I suppose it can't be helped."
B) It begins in his bizarre apartment, which shortly changes into an ancient Sumerian temple. This crumbles and collapses as the battle rages on.
C) Future World - The Epic Assassin [link]


Giles Grigorian

A) I have no idea what it would be, because the game would have to include a 'random your mom and/or face joke' generator to come up with half of his lines.
B) An office building is the setting, and the fight continues to progress up the stairs/elevators until it reaches the roof for the FINAL BAHTOL
C) Fatboy Slim - Push The Tempo [link]


And since everyone else did it:

MYSELF
A) "ALL OF YOU HAVE DEAD"
B) It will take place on the top of the Eiffel Tower. I will be standing on the tip of it, just hangin' out floating. You have to balance there the whole time. Or fly or summat. BECAUSE I SAID SO.
C) Persona 4 Boss Music lol [link]




Added: NaNo Characters


Laura Delaney (police cop lady)
A) "Stop, dammit!" Because she's probably trying to arrest you lol
B) The firing range in the basement of the police station. It smells like gunpowder and it's probably not a good place for you to stand.
C) Flogging Molly - The Devil's Dance Floor [link]

Nikolaev Kroski (psychometrist whiner)
A) "Get the hell away from me!" Touching him engages boss mode. :<
B) A huge freaking circular room made of stone; it almost resembles a cathedral, but with no windows and only one doorway. There appear to be the faint stains of old blood on the floor...
C) The theme song from Angel (what? I like that song. STFU.) [link]

Seth Monroe/"Jack Morris" (the one shankin' folks)
A) He would say nothing. He doesn't want you to know he's there.
B) This would be a 'hide and seek' battle. It takes place in an empty department store at night, with the power cut off, and it's winter so you can see your own breath in the dark.
C) Shingetsutan Tsukihime OST - Maze [link]

Joss Quinlan (he's that 'former cult member'
A) It's mean to ask him for a monologue he can't talk. D:
B) The battle scene is the burnt out ruins of what looks like some sort of small-time military installation/commune (it was). Occasionally, parts of the place digress back to the way they were before, but it only lasts a few seconds.
C) Shingetsuta Tsukihime OST (again lol) - Insanity [link]


AGAIN SORRY TO BUG YOU BUT I WAS BOOORED